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Staro 05-23-2008, 10:56   #1 (permalink)
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Pored male djevojčice u avionu sjedi manager.
Okrene se prema njoj i kaže: "Ne bi li se mi malo razgovarali? Čuo sam da vrijeme u avionu prođe brže, ako se razgovara sa suputnicima!". Djevojčica, koja je upravo bila otvorila knjigu, zatvori je, okrene se prema njemu i kaže: "O čemu bi vi htjeli razgovarati?". - " Ne znam zapravo", kaže manager, "kako bi bilo da govorimo o nuklearnoj energiji?". -
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Konj, krava i srna jedu jedno te isto - travu! No srna izbacuje iz sebe sitne kuglice, krava plosnate kolače, a konj izbacuje komade suhe trave. Zašto je to tako?".
Nakon kraćeg razmišljanja kaže manager: "Ne znam kako da to rastumačim!". –

"Smatrate li se onda dovoljno kompetentnim da govorite o nuklearnoj energiji kad ništa ne znate o običnom govnu!".
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