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Staro 02-21-2008, 19:58   #131 (permalink)
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Staro 02-21-2008, 22:37   #132 (permalink)
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Na gradilištu viče Mujo:
-Bolan, Suljo, je l' u tebe metar?
-Ma jok, tek 20 cm!




Pričaju Mujo i Haso:
M: Znaš li ti Haso da svake tri minute u New Yorku jedna žena biva pregažena?
H: Uuuuuuuuu, jeb'la majku, jeste izdržljiva...




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Staro 02-21-2008, 22:44   #133 (permalink)
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Pričaju Mujo i Haso:
M: Znaš li ti Haso da svake tri minute u New Yorku jedna žena biva pregažena?
H: Uuuuuuuuu, jeb'la majku, jeste izdržljiva...


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Staro 02-22-2008, 12:34   #134 (permalink)
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Plavuša, brineta i crvenokosa rade zajedno za šeficu koja uvijek ide ranije s posla.
"Hej, cure", reče brineta, "idemo i mi danas ranije kuci, šefica neće saznati!"
I tako one odu. Brineta ode u grad da završi neke poslove. Crvenokosa ode na piće, a plavuša ode kući i nađe muža sa šeficom u krevetu.
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Staro 02-22-2008, 12:35   #135 (permalink)
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Hvali se jedan prijatelj drugom:
- Danas sam ubio pet muha.
Dvije muške i tri ženske.
- Po čemu si ih razlikovao?
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Staro 02-22-2008, 12:56   #136 (permalink)
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Staro 02-22-2008, 13:20   #137 (permalink)
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Staro 02-22-2008, 16:48   #138 (permalink)
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Pita Perica oca:
-Tata, jesu li idioti neka strašna stvorenja?
-Ma ne, sine, to su obični ljudi, kao ja i mama.
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Staro 02-22-2008, 20:07   #139 (permalink)
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