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Staro 02-24-2008, 11:52   #151 (permalink)
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Policija na Kosovu ode u šumu. Tamo zateknu mrtvog Srbina. Pitaju lokalni
živalj kako je umro.
- Šta ja znam, valjda jeo otrovni gljivi, vidiš koljiko gljivi ima u šumu.
- A onaj tamo.
- Isto.
- A onaj.
- I onaj isto.
- Kako isto, vidi mu rupu u glavi.
- Šta ja znam, možda nije hteo da jede otrovni gljivi.
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Staro 02-24-2008, 12:07   #152 (permalink)
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Dvije babe pričaju o unucima. Jedna kaže drugoj:

"Moj je unuk skroz poludio. Cijelu noć sjedi ispred kompjutera, lupa po tastaturi pa nešto priča kompjuteru i telefon nikad nije slobodan. Ništa neće biti od njega." Na to druga baba kaže:"Moj unuk će biti doktor ili pilot." "Odkud znaš?" pita druga baba."Pa kad god uđem u njegovu sobu, injekcije svuda i on kaže: "Baba, ajde da letimo.""
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Staro 02-24-2008, 14:01   #153 (permalink)
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cooly svaka cast za ovaj sa gljivama, imas reputaciju kod mene, he he
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Staro 02-24-2008, 17:21   #155 (permalink)
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U Beogradu pobjegao lav iz zoološkog vrta i na ulici napao neku djevojčicu. Vidjevši to, jedan
prolaznik skoči i pohrva se s lavom, te ga zadavi golim rukama.
Sljedećeg dana "Politika" objavi naslov:
-HRABRI SRBIN SPASIO DEVOJČICU!!!
Istog jutra dođe ljutit čovjek u redakciju:
"Sljušajte vi, ja sam onaj koji je zadavio ljava, i ja nisam nikakav Srbin!"
Sljedećeg dana "Politika" osvane s novim naslovom:
-HRABRI JUGOSLOVEN SPASIO DEVOJČICU!!!
Ubrzo eto opet junaka jos ljućeg:
"Opet ljažete! Nisam ja Jugosljoven!"
"Pa šta si onda čoveče u p. materinu!?"
"Aljbanac!"
I tako trećeg dana "Politika" izađe s ispravljenim naslovom:
-RAZULARENI ŠIPTAR UBIO LAVA, MILJENIKA DECE!!!
Oprosti ali taj vic sam ja već napisao! Pogledaj datum 25.01.2008. page-2

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Staro 02-24-2008, 21:05   #156 (permalink)
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ajde morsky nije vazno,vic je zakon

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Staro 02-24-2008, 21:06   #157 (permalink)
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Pita mali Ivica tetku:
- Tetka, zašto ti nemaš djecu?
- Nije mi ih roda donijela.
- Pa što se onda nisi kresnula s nekom drugom životinjom?
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ajde morsky nije vazno,vic je zakon

Naravno da je vic "zakon" kad sam ga ja stavio prije.
A i Cooly je "zakon".
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za Cooly
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