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Staro 03-10-2008, 20:51   #281 (permalink)
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Staro 03-10-2008, 21:33   #282 (permalink)
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Staro 03-10-2008, 22:31   #283 (permalink)
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Staro 03-11-2008, 08:36   #284 (permalink)
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Prodavač u jednoj trgovini namještaja prije kratkog vremena završio je tečaj
"Kako izbjeći gafove".
U trgovinu ulazi kupac i gleda namještaj. Namještaj je visoke kvalitete i
visokih cijena. U jednom trenutku kupac ga upita bi li mogao kupiti
polovicu jednog masivnog, radnog stola. Prodavač mu odgovori da mora upitati
šefa pa se uputi u šefov ured, a da nije primjetio kako za njim ide i kupac.
Otvori vrata šefovog ureda i kaže:
- Imam jednog idiota u trgovini koji želi kupiti pola stola!
U tom trenutku primjeti zabezeknuti izraz na šefovom licu, koji je iza
prodavačevih leđa ugledao kupca. Prodavač se okrene i mrtav hladan nadoda:
- A imam ovdje i jednog izuzetnog gospodina koji bi želio kupiti drugu
polovicu!
Nakon sto je situacija prebrođena, šef se okrene prema prodavaču i kaže:
- Stvarno svaka čast, nisam mislio da se možete izvući iz jedne takve
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- Zovem se Horvat, iz Rijeke, grad velikih nogometaša i velikih kurvi!
- Zaista?! Moja žena je iz Rijeke.
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- Zaista, a za koji klub igra???
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Staro 03-11-2008, 11:20   #285 (permalink)
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Staro 03-11-2008, 14:58   #287 (permalink)
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Quote: Originally Posted by Cooly View Post
Prodavač u jednoj trgovini namještaja prije kratkog vremena završio je tečaj
"Kako izbjeći gafove".
U trgovinu ulazi kupac i gleda namještaj. Namještaj je visoke kvalitete i
visokih cijena. U jednom trenutku kupac ga upita bi li mogao kupiti
polovicu jednog masivnog, radnog stola. Prodavač mu odgovori da mora upitati
šefa pa se uputi u šefov ured, a da nije primjetio kako za njim ide i kupac.
Otvori vrata šefovog ureda i kaže:
- Imam jednog idiota u trgovini koji želi kupiti pola stola!
U tom trenutku primjeti zabezeknuti izraz na šefovom licu, koji je iza
prodavačevih leđa ugledao kupca. Prodavač se okrene i mrtav hladan nadoda:
- A imam ovdje i jednog izuzetnog gospodina koji bi želio kupiti drugu
polovicu!
Nakon sto je situacija prebrođena, šef se okrene prema prodavaču i kaže:
- Stvarno svaka čast, nisam mislio da se možete izvući iz jedne takve
nezgodne situacije. Kako se zovete, odakle ste?
- Zovem se Horvat, iz Rijeke, grad velikih nogometaša i velikih kurvi!
- Zaista?! Moja žena je iz Rijeke.
Prodavač bez promjene u licu upita:
- Zaista, a za koji klub igra???

hehe....a jel se to misli ma moju rijeku???
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Staro 03-11-2008, 15:12   #288 (permalink)
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Quote: Originally Posted by ...:::ToČkIcA:::... View Post
hehe....a jel se to misli ma moju rijeku???
Za koju nogometnu ekipu igras?
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Staro 03-11-2008, 15:17   #289 (permalink)
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hehe....ma ja sam trenutno povrijedena....
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Staro 03-11-2008, 15:18   #290 (permalink)
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Ma pusti, to je vic
A kako bi se ja, plavusa, trebala onda osjecati?
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