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Staro 03-31-2008, 23:05   #401 (permalink)
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Staro 04-01-2008, 12:11   #402 (permalink)
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Staro 04-01-2008, 14:52   #403 (permalink)
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- Ja se nesanice brzo riješim. Uvjek brojim do tri, i gotovo.
- Samo do tri?
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Staro 04-02-2008, 14:04   #404 (permalink)
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Došli kumovi iz Zenice kumovima u Split, iznenada, u sred sezone, pozvonili
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Otvore se vrata i i domaćica sva iznenađena reče:

- O, dragi kumovi, kakvo iznenađenje, otkud vi?

- Evo, došli na more 5-6 dana, pa ćemo ić natrag u Bosno.

- Ić? Ma šta ić? Prvo ćemo kafu popit, pa ćete onda ić. :-)
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Staro 04-02-2008, 14:11   #405 (permalink)
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Došli kumovi iz Zenice kumovima u Split, iznenada, u sred sezone, pozvonili
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- O, dragi kumovi, kakvo iznenađenje, otkud vi?

- Evo, došli na more 5-6 dana, pa ćemo ić natrag u Bosno.

- Ić? Ma šta ić? Prvo ćemo kafu popit, pa ćete onda ić. :-)
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Staro 04-02-2008, 20:04   #407 (permalink)
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Staro 04-02-2008, 21:25   #408 (permalink)
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Staro 04-02-2008, 21:49   #410 (permalink)
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