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Staro 04-09-2008, 14:58   #443 (permalink)
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Staro 04-09-2008, 15:00   #444 (permalink)
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Novopridošlog "biznismena" u zatvoru znatiželjno pita jedan od "kolega":
- Kako si dosipo u zatvor?
- Ma glupo... Učitelj je mom sinu dao domaći na temu "Zanimanje mog oca".
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Staro 04-09-2008, 15:24   #445 (permalink)
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Novopridošlog "biznismena" u zatvoru znatiželjno pita jedan od "kolega":
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- Ma glupo... Učitelj je mom sinu dao domaći na temu "Zanimanje mog oca".



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Kad je došao do pulta izvadi pištolj i započne s pljačkom banke.
Kako bi bio siguran da ne ostavlja za sobom nikake svjedoke, okrene se slijedećem u redu i pita ga: "Jesi li me vidio da pljačkam banku ?"
Ovaj odgovara "Da !"
Pljačkaš podiže pištolj, uperi ovome u glavu i .. BANG!

Puca, ovaj pada mrtav!!

Pljačkaš brzo odlazi do slijedećeg u redu i pita njega: "Jesi li me ti vidio da pljačkam banku ?"

A ovaj mirno odgovara: "Nee, ali je vidjela moja žena!"
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Staro 04-09-2008, 21:14   #446 (permalink)
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Fata i Merima isle na ispit u javnu kucu. Nakon ispita pita Mujo Fatu kako je prosla? -Ja dobro, a Merima se skoro ugusila na usmenom!
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Što znače oznake A B C D E F za veličinu grudnjaka?

A - A di su?
B - Bar se vide!
C - Cuclo bi ih!
D - Dobre, dobre!
E - Enormno dobre!
F - Fuj, silikoni!


Kako žene zovu kitu u kojoj dobi?

od 17-25 godina - ŽELJKO

od 25-35 godina - TVRTKO

od 35-45 godina - NEDELJKO

od 45-55 godina - MIRKO

od 55 i više - SPOMENKOKako se na latinskom kaže impotencija?
VIDI MENI VISI.


Što je sreća u nesreći?
Kad te pregazi kamion pun djeteline s četiri lista


Kako se zove cigo koji prodaje stripove?
Roman.


 Što je žena?
Raj za oči, pakao za dušu, čistilište za džep.


Kako se kulturno kaže jebem te u glavu?
- Stavim ti do znanja.
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