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Staro 04-25-2008, 18:05   #511 (permalink)
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Došli Srbin,Slovenac i Bosanac kod Boga i pita Srbin Boga:
"Bože,kad će naša zemlja bit veća?"
Kaze Bog:"Za 10 godina".Sjedne Srbin i počne plakat.
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Staro 04-25-2008, 18:10   #512 (permalink)
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Staro 04-26-2008, 12:36   #513 (permalink)
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Tata dođe u trgovinu kupiti poklon kćerkici. Pita prodavača - Imate li Barbie lutkice? - Imamo kaže prodavač - evo Barbie sirena, Barbie pjevačica, Barbie rastavljena, Barbie skijašica, Barbie plesačica...
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Staro 04-26-2008, 12:49   #514 (permalink)
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Tko je pucao u Pukanića??

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Staro 04-26-2008, 19:18   #516 (permalink)
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Staro 04-26-2008, 23:29   #517 (permalink)
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Nakon devet godina studiranja sin obavještava oca:
- Ne mogu više da učim, tata, dojadilo mi, a nikakve koristi.
- Kako hoćeš, dragi sine, ali djed i ja ne odustajemo!
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