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Staro 05-14-2008, 22:11   #621 (permalink)
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Staro 05-15-2008, 06:28   #622 (permalink)
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Staro 05-15-2008, 09:12   #623 (permalink)
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pročitaj što sam napisao.


Turist upita muškarca u odori:
"Jeste li vi policajac?"
"Ne, ja sam tajni agent."
"Pa zašto ste u odori?"
"Danas nisam na dužnosti."
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Staro 05-15-2008, 13:51   #624 (permalink)
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Staro 05-15-2008, 16:54   #625 (permalink)
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Došao kauboj u birtiju na divljem zapadu i kaže konobaru:

- Osedlaj mi konja!
- Neću. - odgovori konobar.

I kauboj ga ubije! Dođe kauboj do drugog konobara i kaže mu:
- Osedlaj mi konja!
- Hoću! - odgovori konobar.

I kauboj ga ubije. Čovjek koji je pio u birtiji pita kauboja:

- Što si ga ubio? Pa on je rekao da će ti ga osedlati konja.

A kauboj kaže:
- Nema ti kod mene hoću-neću!
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Staro 05-15-2008, 17:39   #626 (permalink)
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Staro 05-15-2008, 20:39   #627 (permalink)
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Mujo je bio danima u bedu, tolikom bedu da su mu u glavi odzvanjala dva glasa. Prvi glas je bio opušten i tješio ga je:

Mujo, nema razloga da budeš neraspoložen, to je bio samo seks bez emocija. Pazi, nisi ni prvi ni posljednji doktor koji je opalio svoju pacijenticu. Uostalom, nemaš stalnu vezu pa da možeš reći kako si neku prevario. Uostalom, svi doktori to rade. Opusti se čovječe, te varijante "za jednu noć" su danas potpuno uobićajene.

A drugi glas ga je podsjećao:

Mujo, ti si veterinar!
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