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Staro 05-21-2008, 17:19   #671 (permalink)
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Staro 05-21-2008, 21:04   #672 (permalink)
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Staro 05-21-2008, 23:55   #673 (permalink)
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Jednog dana pop odluci da pita djecu nesto drugo osim o Isusu. I pocne on:
- "Djeco, sta je to malo, crveno i zivi na drvetu?"
Djeca gledaju blijedo i slijezu ramenima. Onda pop nastavi:
- "Malo je crveno, zivi na hrastu i skuplja zirove preko jeseni. Sta je to?"
A djeca nista niko ne zna. Onda dize pop malog Pericu i pita ga:
- "A sta ti mislis sta je to?"
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- "Ja znam da je odgovor Isus, ali nekako mi vuce na vjevericu."
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Staro 05-22-2008, 00:16   #674 (permalink)
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Staro 05-22-2008, 09:42   #675 (permalink)
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Srele se dve prijateljice.
- Šta je, mila? Deluješ mi nekako snuždeno.
- Strašno! Muž mi je preksinoć izašao da kupi cigarete i još se nije vratio.
- Šta je tu tako strašno? Evo ti cigareta, zapali!
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Staro 05-22-2008, 10:16   #676 (permalink)
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Quote: Originally Posted by ja View Post
Srele se dve prijateljice.
- Šta je, mila? Deluješ mi nekako snuždeno.
- Strašno! Muž mi je preksinoć izašao da kupi cigarete i još se nije vratio.
- Šta je tu tako strašno? Evo ti cigareta, zapali!


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Staro 05-22-2008, 12:36   #678 (permalink)
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Dolazi mlada zgodna pacijentica kod zubara. Nakon pregleda, zubar uzima bušilicu da bi obradio pokvaren zub.

- Oh, doktore! - reče ženska - Znate, radije bih opet rodila, nego sada pretrpjela ovo bušenje!
- Ooo, nema problema gospođo, samo za to moramo malo drugačije namjestiti stolicu.
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U Zagrebu na raskrižju, ciganka žica pare s djetetom u naručju:

- Daš 5 kuna za dete?

Vozač joj da 5 kuna. Opet ona kuca na prozor. Vozač:

- Pa što je? Dao sam ti 5 kuna!

Ona će njemu:

- Pa evo ti dete!
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