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Staro 05-23-2008, 21:15   #691 (permalink)
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Staro 05-23-2008, 21:31   #692 (permalink)
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Staro 05-24-2008, 13:49   #693 (permalink)
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Na zvuk zvonceta, žena otvara vrata i zatiče na pragu nepoznatog muškarca...

- Imate li vi pičku?

Žena mu u šoku zalupi vrata pred nosom. Drugi dan se priča ponovi i ona uveče, sva uzrujana, ispriča mužu šta je bilo. Muž najpre dobro opsuje perverznjake i dogovore se da on idućeg dana ne ode na posao za slučaj da onaj manijak opet dođe. Iduceg dana opet zvono. Muž stane iza vrata, žena otvori...

- Imate li vi picku?

Žena, sada znatno hrabrija, kaže:

- Imam!

- E onda recite onom iza vrata da koristi vašu, a ne onu od moje žene.
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Staro 05-24-2008, 13:53   #694 (permalink)
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Na satu učiteljica pita djecu:
Šta to poraste kod čovjeka kad se uzbudi?
Naravno, jave se Marica i Perica. Učiteljica da rijec Perici i on odgovori:
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Sirota Marica pocrveni i spusti ruku. Na to će učiteljica:
Bravo, Perice, a tebi, Marice, moram da kažem da ćeš se jako razočarati u životu!

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Staro 05-24-2008, 14:05   #695 (permalink)
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Staro 05-24-2008, 20:31   #696 (permalink)
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Staro 05-24-2008, 21:46   #697 (permalink)
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Staro 05-25-2008, 11:59   #698 (permalink)
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Došao doktor u afričko selo lječiti ljude. Sljedeće godine rodi se u selu bijelo dijete. Poglavica pita doktora:

- Doktore, došao si lječiti ljude, a ne da spavaš s našim ženama!
- Slušaj, to se događa u prirodi. - pravda se doktor - Vidi one jariće tamo, njih 19 je bijelo, a samo je jedno crno.
- Slušaj, doktore, da zaboravimo mi ono o našoj ženi..
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Staro 05-25-2008, 12:29   #699 (permalink)
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Staro 05-25-2008, 12:40   #700 (permalink)
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