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Staro 06-10-2008, 06:56   #21 (permalink)
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ŽENA: ...putujem busom doma.

krcat je i ne da mi se gurati do aparata da poništim
kartu. zamolit ću ženu
ispred da mi je poništi.

kako da joj se obratim, s ti ili vi?

na predzadnjoj stanici nije sišla, znaći putuje do
kraja.

malo je bolje promotrim i vidim da nosi bocu vina.
sigurno ide nekom
muškarcu.

vino ne spada medu ona najjeftinija. muškarac je dakle
zgodan.

u mom selu su dva zgodna muskarca - moj muž i moj
ljubavnik.

k mom ljubavniku sigurno ne ide jer ja sad idem k
njemu. dakle ide mome
mužu.

moj muž ima dvije ljubavnice - katarinu i anu.

katarina je trenutno na godišnjem.

na to ću: "ana, možeš mi molim te poništiti kartu?"

ana: "mi se poznajemo?!?!?!?!"
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RECEPT ZA DIJETU




Doručak: jedan keks i jedan seks.


Ručak: dva keksa i dva seksa.


Večera: tri seksa, bez keksa.






Savjet: ukoliko ova dijeta ne daje rezultate, pojačajte
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Staro 06-22-2008, 04:57   #23 (permalink)
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Pao avion u dunglu.

Poginuli svi putnici osim, jedne žene.

Tetura ona kroz dunglu, kad je uz obalu obližnje rijeke ugleda i napadne krokodil.

Prestraena, samo se sledi i očekujući kraj u čeljustima krokodila.

No, u zadnji tren, od nekuda doleti Tarzan i ubije krokodila.

Zahvalna žena se odmah zaljubi u Tarzana i krene u razgovar s njim.

Nakon par uvodnih rečenica gdje je ona shvatila da je on lord, odgajale ga životinje itd, itd, žena upita:
- Tarzane... što ti jedeš?
- Tarzan ulovi, Tarzan zakolje, Tarzan pojede.

 - A, Tarzane, kako se oblačiš.
- Tarzan ulovi, zakolje, odere... Tarzan napravi gače.

 - A Tarzane, kako ti j... hmm, hmmm... one stvari... zna...
- Tarzan nađe drvo s rupom, Tarzan obavi!

 - Pa, gledaj Tarzane, ja sam žena... te ona na to zadigne suknju, nagne se i okrene mu guzu.

 Tarzan, ni pet, ni šest, odvali joj jedan pristojni volej nogom u gore spomenutu guzu.

 - HEJ! ŠTA JE TEBI?!!! Upita ga zaprepašteno žena!
- Tarzan provjerava da nema vjeverice!!!
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