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Staro 04-23-2008, 07:28   #1 (permalink)
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1. Zašto muškarci bivaju pametniji za vrijeme sexa?
Zato što se priključe na genija!


2. Zašto žene ne trepnu za vrijeme sexa?
Nema dovoljno vremena!



3. Zašto je potrebno 1.000.000 spermića za oplodnju 1 jaja?
Ne pitaju za put kojim treba krenuti!

4. Zašto muškarci hrču dok leže na leđima?
Jer im jajca padnu preko šupka i začepe odvodni ventil!

5. Zašto muškarci imaju veći mozak od psa?
Da se nebi javno trljali o ženske noge!

6. Zašto je Bog stvorio muškarca prije žene?
Prvo radiš predložak na temelju kojeg napraviš konačnu verziju!
7. Koliko je muškaraca potrebno da se spusti daska WC-a?
Nije poznato.....budući se to još nije dogodilo!


8. Zašto je Bog poslao muškarca na zemlju?
Jer vibrator ne može kositi travu!



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Staro 04-23-2008, 16:14   #4 (permalink)
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4. Zašto muškarci hrču dok leže na leđima?
Jer im jajca padnu preko šupka i začepe odvodni ventil!
Hoćeš reći da žene iz tog istog razloga hrču?
Mogao bih još koji komentirati ali bi onda ispalo da svakom loncu moram biti poklopac
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Staro 04-24-2008, 07:19   #7 (permalink)
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Hoćeš reći da žene iz tog istog razloga hrču?
Mogao bih još koji komentirati ali bi onda ispalo da svakom loncu moram biti poklopac
Kod žena je obratno, treba začepiti da nema protok zraka!
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