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Staro 04-19-2007, 21:39   #1 (permalink)
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Vozi žena auto gradom kad najednom udari je kamion ozada svom snagom. Žena na sudu ispri?a slu?aj sudiji i objasni sudiji kako nije kriva, sudija razmisli dvije sekunde i zatim re?e:
- "Kriva si ženo, šta si ti uopšte radila izvan kuhinje?"
Nezadovoljna žena nastavi sa slu?ajem i ispri?a i drugom sudiji slu?aj, ovaj razmisli dvije sekunde i zatim okrivi muža te objasni kakav je uopšte to muž koji pušta tako svoju ženu van kuhinje. Time se slu?aj nastavi i do?u kod tre?eg sudije. Ovaj razmisli, pa re?e kriv je šofer kamiona, žena radosna sva upita:
- "Pa dobro, kako to sad si druk?ije presudio od drugih?"
Sudija:
- "Pa jasna stvar da je kriv kamiondžija, kako je uopšte kamion i dospio do tvoje kuhinje?"
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tu je trebo zavrsit vic
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Malo mi je bed stavljati ovakve viceve da ne bi dosao na loš glas kod ljepšeg djela ovog foruma
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Znala sam da ?eš tak nešt odgovorit


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A znaš mene...
pa sta bi mi bez tebe, ti si glavna faca ovdje, pokretac, bravo, evo ti plus jedan
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