Slovenija

Ažurirano (Utorak, 30 Studeni 1999 01:00) Autor Snjeza Utorak, 18 Ožujak 2008 18:14

Nabavili Slovenci nuklearnu bombu, i hoce oni isprobati kako djeluje.Sto ce, kako ce, bace oni nju na SAD i pobiju 100 000 ljudi.Prestrashili se oni americhke reakcije i chekali da SAD uzvrati.No proslo dva, tri dana, tjedan, mjesec, godina, a Ameri nisu uzvratili.Mislio slovenski predsjednik da su im Amerikanci oprostili i nazove on Busha.-Pa zasto nas niste napali, kad smo vam pobili 100 000 ljudi? A Bush ce na to:-Jebat cu vam mater samo da vas nadjem na karti!

$10

Ažurirano (Utorak, 30 Studeni 1999 01:00) Autor Snjeza Utorak, 18 Ožujak 2008 18:11

 

A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a very dirty,
smelly, homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give
you this money, will you buy wine with it?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman replied.

"Will you use it to go shopping at the mall?" the woman asked.

"No, I don't waste time shopping at the mall", the homeless woman said. "I
spend all my time just trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend it at a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman asked.

"Are you NUTS?" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in
20 years!"

"Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm
going to take you out to dinner with my husband and myself."

The homeless woman was puzzled. "Won't your husband be angry? I know I'm
dirty, and I'm pretty sure I smell badly."

The woman replied, "Don't worry. It's important for my husband to see what
a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments and
wine!!!"

Teqila

Ažurirano (Utorak, 30 Studeni 1999 01:00) Autor Snjeza Utorak, 18 Ožujak 2008 18:08

Tri miša sjede za šankom i piju tekilu.
Prvi miš strusi tekilu, lupi čašom o šank i kaže: 'Ja sam toliko hrabar da
svaki dan otkinem malo mišjeg otrova i žvaćem ga, tek da budem high.'

Drugi ga miš pogleda, strusi dvije tekile, lupi čašom o šank i kaže: 'Ja
sam toliko hrabar da svaki dan odem do mišolovke, dignem prečku i malo se
bildam na njoj. '

Treći ih miš pogleda, strusi tri tekile, lupi čašom o šank te
krene prema vratima. Dva ga miša u čudu gledaju: 'Kuda ćeš ti?'

'Idem poševiti mačku.'

Teqila

Ažurirano (Utorak, 30 Studeni 1999 01:00) Autor Snjeza Utorak, 18 Ožujak 2008 18:08

Tri miša sjede za šankom i piju tekilu.
Prvi miš strusi tekilu, lupi čašom o šank i kaže: 'Ja sam toliko hrabar da
svaki dan otkinem malo mišjeg otrova i žvaćem ga, tek da budem high.'

Drugi ga miš pogleda, strusi dvije tekile, lupi čašom o šank i kaže: 'Ja
sam toliko hrabar da svaki dan odem do mišolovke, dignem prečku i malo se
bildam na njoj. '

Treći ih miš pogleda, strusi tri tekile, lupi čašom o šank te
krene prema vratima. Dva ga miša u čudu gledaju: 'Kuda ćeš ti?'

'Idem poševiti mačku.'